Spirit's Note.

Spirit asks,

How many

more than

One

do you 

need?

Love,

The Universe

Notes To Mother

Mom,
I put one load in the washer.  Depending on the time you're  home, could you:
A) Dry it. 
B) Wash other load and dry both? or 
C) None of the above.
Love,
Anne








Mother,
The dishes aren't done because:
A)  I woke up at 8:40 AM
B)  I spent 5 min on the phone with Dave (he was finding out if he could leave the car)
C)  I had to call grandma
D)  You called
E)  I had to have SOME breakfast as my funds are low and I can't afford it at work *hershey park*
F)  I had to get dressed and leave by 9:15
G)  I had to get Anne up
As you can see, all these things HAD to be done in the the same time I had to do the dishes.  I hope you can be open-minded about my plight and understand.
Lisa








Mom,
I am with Anne and Lisa.  Mark and I are playing racquetball tonight.  Scott and I are going to the prom together.  I'll be home sometime.
Love,
Linda






Mom,
I'm at Todd's house or if I'm not there, we are at Jill's house and if not, then all 3 of us are at Marty's house.  You should know that I am somewhere with everyone.
Love,
Linda

Handsome Man VII

Handsome Man,

Do not

fear your

soul

erection.

I can

take it

in and

so

can

you.